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What I've Learned
-The only thing I ever got from doing free work was an opportunity to do more free work--Barry Friedman, 2005
-As it turned out, Gore wouldn’t have been so bad to have a beer with--Barry Friedman, 2006
-The best thing about being an artist is that you never go to bed wishing you were an energy trader. Energy traders do, however, lie awake some nights wishing they hadn’t given up the piano--Barry Friedman, 2007
Which team in the NCAA tournament do you hate the most?
TIE: EASTERN KENTUCKY AND OREGON, FOR THE DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT OF HAVING A 0% GRADUATION RATE IN THE RESPECTIVE BASKETBALL PROGRAMS--Barry Friedman
German soccer team Hamburger SV announced it will open a cemetery next to its stadium and sell plots to zealous fans who want to be buried near the field.
“FOR AN EXTRA FEE, A FAN FROM STUTTGART-BAYERN WILL STAB YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE THE STADIUM.”--Barry Friedman
“FOR AN EXTRA FEE, A FAN FROM STUTTGART-BAYERN WILL STAB YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE THE STADIUM.”--Barry Friedman
FOX NEWS identified disgraced former Republican Congressman Mark Foley as a Democrat on the October 3 broadcast of The O'Reilly Factor.
“IN THE SAME BROADCAST, FOX ALSO IDENTIFIED O'REILLY AS A JOURNALIST.”--Barry Friedman
“IN THE SAME BROADCAST, FOX ALSO IDENTIFIED O'REILLY AS A JOURNALIST.”--Barry Friedman
Who do you think is the sexiest woman alive?
LET'S BE HONEST. THE ONE TO WHOM YOU'RE PRESENTLY MASTURBATING--Barry Friedman
Do you think President Bush should be impeached
ARE YOUT NUTS? IMPEACHING BUSH MEANS CHENEY BECOMES PRESIDENT--Barry Friedman
ARE YOUT NUTS? IMPEACHING BUSH MEANS CHENEY BECOMES PRESIDENT--Barry Friedman